The Wild Kingdom

Woke up this morning and found Antoinette and Attila on the terrace sniffing at an English Setter. The Husband immediately became worried that Antoinette was in heat and had attracted the strange dog.

Then The Husband really got worried when a Bull Mastiff showed up a few minutes later.

I smiled sweetly and said, "See, I told you we should have got her fixed."

The Husband didn't reply. He's still fuming that I castrated his dog Attila while he was back in the States.

So The Husband drove in the pouring rain into the village pharmacy to purchase some canine birth control pills -- brand name, Canipill. He put Antoinette on the dosage that's the equivalent to "The Morning After Pill" just in case she lost her virginity.

We're being overwhelmed by too much animal sex this week!