Covert cell of Evil French People plotting to overthrow the American government. Infiltrator, with pony tail is in left of photo. Hidden microphone is in the frog pitcher.
posted by Libby @ 5:51 AM
lundi, mars 14, 2005
Covert cell of Evil French People plotting to overthrow the American government. Infiltrator, with pony tail is in left of photo. Hidden microphone is in the frog pitcher.
Le Troupeau
 |
My Links
Previous Posts
- French Bashing
- The late Olympia eating grass.
- Dimanche
- Death
- Clarification
- Soixante-Douze and Blanche
- BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN . . .
- I haven't been able to figure out how to download ...
- Here's a photo of a snow covered tree in the Jura.
- Je suis arrivee!
Receive Libby Pratt blog updates through your MSN® Messenger or Windows® Messenger, your e-mail, or your mobile device
2 Comments:
Dear Thomas,
They have a rigorous initiation process to weed out the weaklings and not many Americans can pass muster:
1. You must be able to sit still for four to five hours and eat a five course meal.
2. During that time, you must be able to consume a glass of Ricard, a bottle and a half of red wine, along with a shot of Armagnac . . . and still be able to walk and intelligently discuss the influence of Ingres' work on Picasso without sluring your words.
3. You must not talk over another person's conversation.
4. You must be able to roll your "r's."
5. You must speak at a reasonable, FRENCH, decible level.
6. You must be able to locate Tahiti and Madagascar on a map.
7. They will require that you demonstrate your ability to enjoy eating foie gras.
8. You and your dog will be required to snort out a truffle.
9. You must know the difference between a fish knife and a steak knife.
Cher Thomas,
They have a rigorous initiation process to weed out the weaklings and not many Americans can pass muster:
1. You must be able to sit still for four to five hours and eat a five course meal.
2. During that time, you must be able to consume a glass of Ricard, a bottle and a half of red wine, along with a shot of Armagnac . . . and still be able to walk and intelligently discuss the influence of Ingres' work on Picasso without sluring your words.
3. You must not talk over another person's conversation.
4. You must be able to roll your "r's."
5. You must speak at a reasonable, FRENCH, decible level.
6. You must be able to locate Tahiti and Madagascar on a map.
7. They will require that you demonstrate your ability to enjoy eating foie gras.
8. You and your dog will be required to snort out a truffle.
9. You must know the difference between a fish knife and a steak knife.
Enregistrer un commentaire
<< Home