British Intelligence Reports . . .

My British spy contact reports that the Halloween frenzy has overtaken the OBI home improvement chain in the big city of our departement.

He states that the clerks were all forced to wear witches' hats!

OBI is an evil company . . . I THINK it's owned by the DUTCH . . . and they even stay open during the lunch hours. They're a wart on the beautiful face of la belle France.