Admittedly, this affair is more interesting than the one I'm involved in with Blanche and Beau:

A prominent Albany banker dirty-danced, kissed and fondled his married mistress at a dinner party while his estranged wife sat in jail on charges of having sex with an underage student, the woman's aggrieved husband charged yesterday.

"He's got four children and his own wife was having a traumatic experience," David Bean said of Thomas Geisel, president of Key Bank Community Bank's northeast region.

"Why did he have to go after my wife?" the alternately distraught and angry jilted husband added.