Another Feces Management Engineer Gone Wild

More feces management problems oozing out of the state of Texas. What do you expect from a state where the state flower is the TURD BLOSSOM?

The doo-doo man occupies a horrible sweet spot in the
collective Jungian fabric. He is the primal demon who pops out of the doughnut
display at us all. The shit trickster.
I don't know about you, but the whole
thing undermines the hell out of my own confidence in modernity. If this is how
it's going to be with the doughnuts, then I'd just as soon go back to a
hunter-gatherer society.